I should start doing this.

YEE BABBY HIPPOGRUB!

I want one of these.

“Ha ha, very funny.  You’re hilarious.”

fuckyeahhardfemme:

ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.

does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!

HOLD THE FUCK UP

TRYING THIS FOREVER

Reblogging this to say: NO DO NOT EAT IT.  The baking is to bond the salt to the tinfoil, so unless you like ingesting tinfoil, this is NOT good to eat.

shellimouto:

kawree:

random-nexus:

Dying.

Giggling.

Help.

… what in the hell would anyone need 9,000 ladybugs for? O_oa i am genuinely perplexed here.

For your roses!

hallokatzchen:

curiouslyhigh:

Corey Feldman

Unwarranted Egotism

Rage against the coffee machine

I see you jockin’ me

Oh yeah — vicodin

Urge to kill rising

Shit’s so cash

Look at all the fucks I give!

Yes I basically just drew hair and glasses on Trogdor

Hella lame responsibilities

I still call them vaguely quadrupedal lifeform cookies

Grandmas are also magical like that

Hello welcome to boat

HNNNGGGHHH

AIM shenanigans

Look at this fucking hipster

LEETLE LEETLE MEN

OVARIES FUKKIN EVERYWHERE SON

Klokateer fanart

All day erry day

This is why we can’t have nice things

Zecora

Clitoris

How is babby formed?

Eyeball

NSFW

Culture jamming
Useless goggles
Nightmare fuel
Nature is awesome
I am so the boss of you
Not the mama!
Googly eyes
Vocabulary words
Exactly what it says on the tin
Lookit his little toes!
Oooold TV shows from history back
Can’t you see I’M WALKIN’ HERE?
I got this!
Rock and/or roll
Anti-climb paint
Actors having meltdowns
Poison dart frogs are kind of assholes
Things I kind of want to lick
Omnomnomnom
Rocks In Space

As we all should be.

summertime snail

Something people of all walks need to remember.