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Cunning Velociraaptor.

Totally cunning.
Babysitting, it’s the same no matter what species you are.

Babysitting, it’s the same no matter what species you are.

1 note   #babysitting  #kitties!  #things that are true    12:01pm 15/8/2014
reblogged from askrocketandgroot
cunningvelociraaptor said:

Hey Rocket, I see that you mentioned Groot was the bounty that put up the most fight. How'd you manage to handle that? I mean, he's a lot bigger than you and all.

askrocketandgroot:

Well, see, he didn’t put up much of a fight at first, because there’s these things where he’s from, fuzzy critters that look after the groves or arbors or stands, you know, groups of trees.
He totally thought I was one of them and

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I am Groot!

Shut up!  You did so! Why are you lying to the nice … lizard.. girl… thing, that’s rude, man.  And you totally did think I was one of them, and when you found out I wasn’t that’s when you put up a fight.

I knocked him out pretty good, concussion grenade, and then you know the rest.

5 notes   #Yeee! they answered my question!  #unlikely bffs  #Rocket Raccoon  #Groot    11:22pm 7/8/2014
reblogged from sparklebiscuit
Oh look, it’s my mom.

Oh look, it’s my mom.

17,073 notes   #my mom is a crazed java squirrel  #seriously she is    source: amyvdh 12:01pm 29/7/2014
reblogged from cunningvelociraaptor
Help a nerd out: →

notacyborg:

I am trying to move out of an emotionally abusive living situation, trying to move someplace where I have a better chance at employment and the ability to get around.

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I want to get out of this abusive situation to someplace where I can…

Reblogging this again, because this has become an actual emergency situation.  Shan will now be forced to live with someone who has repeatedly threatened her with physical violence and even death threats (her most recent update on the GoFundMe link has the message she received from him via facebook - the incident in question, cursing at her mother, was because her mothers’ dog had just attacked Shan, and Shan rightfully told her mother to fuck off as this woman was laughing about the attack.)

She needs to get out of there ASAP but doesn’t have the means to do it herself, she cannot drive, and her parents control the money even though she’s a legal adult.

I know you guys are helpful people, if any of you are secretly billionaire playboy philanthropists, now’s the time to shine.

3 notes   #helpful gastropod is helpful  #please help  #typists friends  #IRL talk    source: notacyborg 2:25am 26/7/2014
"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again.’"

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again.’"

3 notes   #skywhale  #hitchhiker's guide  #stupid philosophical questions    12:01pm 21/7/2014
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

1 note   #candy  #mixing things up for fun and profit  #evil things to do    12:01pm 20/7/2014
Sneakiest sidewinder

Sneakiest sidewinder

  #cunning disguise  #protective coloration  #snakes    12:01pm 19/7/2014
Excuse me, that is clearly a Dalek Royale with cheese.

Excuse me, that is clearly a Dalek Royale with cheese.

  #daleks  #things on other things  #Pulp Fiction    12:01pm 18/7/2014
Living on the edge…

Living on the edge…

  #danger  #here's your sign    12:01pm 17/7/2014
'Freshly handcrafted in store'which means ‘the butcher was drunk’

'Freshly handcrafted in store'
which means ‘the butcher was drunk’

1 note   #or possibly high  #food experiments  #things I would probably eat  #just to say that I had    12:01pm 16/7/2014
Here we see the rare Urban Hippopotamus in its natural habitat.

Here we see the rare Urban Hippopotamus in its natural habitat.

5 notes   #clever sculptures  #hippo    12:01pm 15/7/2014
Giraffe Weevil

Giraffe Weevil

1 note   #go home evolution  #you're drunk  #bugs  #weird critters    12:01pm 14/7/2014
Is this a Jaden Smith tweet?

Is this a Jaden Smith tweet?

4 notes   #twitterverse  #Jaden Smith  #stupid philosophical questions  #ARE feet shoes?    12:01pm 13/7/2014
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